What's your advice to women that like to pass gas in front of their husbands?

dont be upset when he fires backWhat's your advice to women that like to pass gas in front of their husbands?
passing gas is good for the health. when you release, you loose weight and your husband becomes happy! HOORAY!What's your advice to women that like to pass gas in front of their husbands?
Sounds to me like any woman that can do this in front of her husband must be secure in their relationship. They have a good marriage.
Slip some bean-o into her food when she is not looking:
Laugh
Ladies, please... let's show a little class.





Just because some... no, wait... most men are comfortable (and actually proud of) making disgusting bodily noises regardless of where they are, who they are with, or how bad the stench is, doesn't mean we have to act the same way!
Please don't! My advice to these women would be to let some things remain a mystery. I strongly believe in keeping your husband or boyfriend in the dark about LOTS of things -- not the least of which is the bodily functions issue. It creates a sense of self-respect, which fosters respect from them FOR YOU.





There is no good to be gained from doing such a thing. I believe that most women want to be treated well, and doing such things will cause your husband to think less of you, and treat you accordingly.
if he does it then so can you
Hope they think its funny and get pass it!
If it annoys you than she should step out of the room, and of course you do the same. If it doesn't than who cares, you definitely share body fluids so what's a little gas between spouses ;)
Ladies please!


You are our only hope that we can see some love on this cruel world. If you become like men, what are we going to do?
Your next step is to get him to indulge in it. Blow farts in his face.
Get a good divorce lawyer!